Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.
As long as shoals bleed,
moss sighs, and milk
spits and sputters, I’m frayed
like freed shoelaces.
Floating two inches above
the corner store counter,
you laughed at the spot of
urine on my pants.
I dreamt I was a woman.
I dreamt I was running,
and I was turning into a bat.
Running from Them. They
wanted me to touch where
the fire burns. Get me away.
Leave me alone. As long as
you expect my every thought
not to be soaked in shame.
What a shame.
What a shame?
What, a shame?
The one that tastes
mudwater and vinegar,
and soaks the bone.
You know those gifs you see of elephants painting and everyones like “oh wow that’s so amazing and intelligent I love elephants”?
If you really love those elephants, read this and stop reblogging those gifs.
showing up to work in this
hella-neato said: You’re amazing, Andrea.
I was car-doored, and splattered
like eggs at the bottom of the bag.
Time isn’t a yard stick. It keeps
pushing me around. I want to pull
at it, tug its hair, and send it spinning
like a top.
I was wearing yellow underwear
and you were wearing mint socks.
I am wearing yellow underwear
and you are wearing mint socks.
I will be wearing yellow underwear
and you will be wearing mint socks.
Time doesn’t pass like a tree by a train.
It passes more like air you breathe,
I slipped off Orion, and landed
in the Atlantic. Apparently on the
horizon, the world becomes a landfill.
I was bleary eyed and weary of
rearranging timeline. Evidently,
epiphanies don’t have to be true
to be real.
Weep no more, sigh like a windswept
willow, and brace me like gravity.
Blue at the bottom, I sat in the silt
on the ocean floor. I held my breath
and meditated. I’m not waiting for
winter’s ships anymore. I wait for no one.
I’m seeing a trend within our youth…
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
"a stands for asexual"
"well why cant it stand for both so we dont erase anyone??!"
Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead
- Anonymous asked:should i be using condoms or birth control to prevent pregnancy?