Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
this is disgusting
OH my everloving shit
This is the best thing I have seen all day
Nothing positive he ever did in his life can ever count for anything considering the millions of innocent dead people. Shocking, I know.
behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress...
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
- “MEDEA : Tell me,
How does it feel with my teeth in your heart?”— Euripides, Medea (via elucipher)