I started watching the REPUBLICAN DEBATE a little late but I kept track of the ridiculous statements I heard… There were A LOT of ridiculous statements…
-Santorum mentions himself in the 3rd person… Oh god this is going to be a long night…
-Perry, Mr. Government-can’t-create-jobs, talks about the jobs he “created” while in office.
-Perry says says Romney created private sector jobs all over the world. Romney’s former company is responsible for laying off tons of people in failing companies.
-Romney says G.W. Bush created jobs at a faster rate in Texas than Perry did. Good for you Romney. Fuck you Perry.
-Newt dodges question about healthcare by saying he won’t bash other republicans.
-Bachmann regurgitates some crap about how she can make gas $2 per gallon (which a president can’t do) and then says “Obama is strangling the economy.”
-Romney mentions all the reasons we should become energy dependent, but doesn’t mention solar or wind energy, just oil, coal, and offshore drilling.
-Paul says he would “absolutely” abolish minimum wage and that getting rid of it would be “good for the poor.”
-Rick Perry dodges question about his letter praising “Hilary-care” by bringing up Ronald Reagan.
-Paul and Perry start throwing around Reagan’s name (over and over…)
-Slideshow dedicated to Ronald Reagan (I can taste the vomit in my throat…)
-Perry backtracks on his ‘get rid of social security’ position.
-WTF Herman Cain is still in the race? I forgot he was alive.
-Romney called the president “a nice guy.” He just lost the elderly white people vote.
-Newt looks like an escaped garden gnome…
-Paul says 9/11 was the governments fault because they “didn’t let pilots have guns” (and the audience applauded…. WTF).
-Paul’s plan for bringing out troops home: Take away their air conditioning so they all go AWOL (sadly, this is the best plan republicans have for pulling out our troops).
CLICK “READ MORE” TO SEE COMPLETE LIST